The pen is mightier than the pencil

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

corrivate:

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fangirloveryonder:

twerkingongaycountries:

gavinnfree:

coca-cola-anne:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

this better fucking be an april fool

click on the source im crying

didanyoneclickthesource

Click the source, it explains everything.

fangirloveryonder:

twerkingongaycountries:

gavinnfree:

coca-cola-anne:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

this better fucking be an april fool

click on the source im crying

didanyoneclickthesource

Click the source, it explains everything.

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

nageimakoto:

rabioheab:

mom, dad… i’m… i’m white

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

nayx:

hey did it hurt when ur refrigerator fell from heaven????  well you better go catch it!!!!!!!!!!!!